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Unread post by swalmy » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:10 am

An elderly man, walking through the French countryside, spotted a couple making love in a field. His thought returned to his youth. "Ah, young love. Ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!" He continued to watch and remember the good old days, when he gasped. "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman! She is dead!" He hurried back to town to tell Jean, the precinct police chief. Once there, he shouted, "Zere is zis man, zis woman, naked, in Farmer Gaston's field, making love." The police chief smiled. "Come, come, Henri. You are not so old to remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, l'amour!" "Mais non! You do not understand! Ze woman: she is dead!" Whereupon Jean leapt from his chair, rushed out of the station, pedaled to Farmer Gaston's field, confirmed Henri's story, and then pedaled back to a telephone to call Pierre, the doctor. "Pierre, Pierre! This is Jean. In Gaston's field, zere is a naked young couple having sex!" Pierre replied, "Jean, Jean. I am a man of science. You must remember: it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, ah, l'amour! Zis is natural." Jean replied, "Non! You do not understand. Ze woman, she is dead!" Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black bag, jumped in his car, and drove to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants, he drove calmly back to the station. When he got there, he went inside, smiled patiently, and said to Henri and Jean, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is British!"

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Unread post by Istik » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:50 am

lol.

I think you're about to get into trouble.
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Unread post by A'Ton Sands » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:28 am

opps, i see a /guildr comming :lol:

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Unread post by gelfling » Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:04 am

Quite right too! Sensible lass :P Those French men stink with all their Gitanes, their smelly onions and lack of personal hygiene!
"Let your love flow outward through the universe,
To its height, its depth, its broad extent,
A limitless love, without hatred or enmity."

- Sutta Nipata

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Unread post by Parrot » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:16 am

Sounds like first hand experiance there Gelf..

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Unread post by swalmy » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:36 am

ROFL :P

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Unread post by gelfling » Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:38 am

You only have to get within a mile to know that :P Any closer and the pong will make you scarper to the moon :shock:
"Let your love flow outward through the universe,
To its height, its depth, its broad extent,
A limitless love, without hatred or enmity."

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