Female comebacks, heh

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Aurora
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Female comebacks, heh

Unread post by Aurora » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:21 am

Body: Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could , I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you , I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Unread post by gelfling » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:39 am

:D
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Unread post by Anach » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:04 pm

I'm sure if I used any of those lines I'd deserve those comebacks. :P
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Unread post by swalmy » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:02 am

where's the love?

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