Funny
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:10 am
An elderly man, walking through the French countryside, spotted a couple making love in a field. His thought returned to his youth. "Ah, young love. Ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!" He continued to watch and remember the good old days, when he gasped. "Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman! She is dead!" He hurried back to town to tell Jean, the precinct police chief. Once there, he shouted, "Zere is zis man, zis woman, naked, in Farmer Gaston's field, making love." The police chief smiled. "Come, come, Henri. You are not so old to remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah, l'amour!" "Mais non! You do not understand! Ze woman: she is dead!" Whereupon Jean leapt from his chair, rushed out of the station, pedaled to Farmer Gaston's field, confirmed Henri's story, and then pedaled back to a telephone to call Pierre, the doctor. "Pierre, Pierre! This is Jean. In Gaston's field, zere is a naked young couple having sex!" Pierre replied, "Jean, Jean. I am a man of science. You must remember: it's spring, ze air, ze flowers, ah, l'amour! Zis is natural." Jean replied, "Non! You do not understand. Ze woman, she is dead!" Pierre exclaimed, "Mon dieu!" grabbed his black bag, jumped in his car, and drove to Gaston's field. After carefully examining the participants, he drove calmly back to the station. When he got there, he went inside, smiled patiently, and said to Henri and Jean, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is British!"
Those French men stink with all their Gitanes, their smelly onions and lack of personal hygiene!