TASSY P2P FORUMS

In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off.

As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings...

"Hello? Who? Oh! Sir Paul...what an honour!..."

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because I am so slow, it took me a minute to get the joke,lol. very funny

She still got 49 mil for 4 years of marrage. Amazing.

Now I think ill have to marry her.